Babynjoe * A life in fashion

I read this from the Moscow Times. This is the funniest story I’ve heard in a long time. Man tries to rob a hair salon in a small town somewhere in Russia. He goes in, threatens people and then ends up on the floor after getting beaten up by the owner of the salon – the very aptly named, Olga. She manages to cuff him, keep him for a couple of days as her sex slave and rapes him repeatedly by feeding him viagra.
This is quoted from Moscow Times: “When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been “squeezed like a lemon,”