Lindsay Lohan at the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala

I don’t think I’m the only one out there who’s thinking: “What the f*** is Lindsay doing to herself?”

The once gorgeous, fresh-faced starlet now looks positively ravaged and beaten down. Her skin which used to be unblemished and radiant now looks like it’s been stretched and browned in the oven. And her lips! It goes to show, no matter how much make-up and designer togs you wear, you can look horrible if you’re doing bad things to your body.

Madeline Zima in FHM

Madeline Zima a.k.a Little Gracie from The Nanny looking very grown up in FHM. Madeline Zima stars in Californication as the sexually precocious teenager who seduces and attempts to blackmail David Duchovny’s character, but the actress is best known for her six years as Grace Sheffield on the TV Series The Nanny.

Madeline Zima kissing Hayden Panettiere

Here is a screen shot courtesy of The Superficial.com of Madeline Zima kissing Hayden Panettiere on Heroes. Could this be a publicity ploy by the producers of Heroes to boost viewership? Zima recently joined the cast of TV Series Heroes as Gretchen, Claire Bennett‘s quirky roommate.

I’ve had a walk down memory lane and I can remember one of my favourite songs growing up was written by Mackenzie’s father, the late John Phillips of the Mamas and the Papas: California Dreamin’

Kanye West & Taylor Swift

That little incident made it to the gossip columns first, but undoubtedly the entire show was dedicated to Michael Jackson. Celebrities paid tribute to the King of Pop, led by his sister Janet Jackson and Madonna who gave a touching speech referring to Jackson as  ”one of the greatest talents the world has ever known”. She spoke of the time when she invited him out to dinner.
She also spoke about darker times, when he was hounded by child abuse allegations:
“I had abandoned him,” she said. “We had abandoned him, that we allowed this magnificent creature who lit the world on fire to somehow slip through the cracks.”
Watch Madonna’s speech on Jackson in the video below:

Sarah Silverman

Where do I begin? The colour is a hideous shade of royal blue. I don’t get the chiffon wings either. And her boobs look like they’ve been smooshed together with a large satin bow.

Note to self: if you have an hour-glass figure, the last thing you would want to do is to attach saddle-bags to your gown.