Tina Fey

Tina Fey is my definite pick for Best Dressed at this year’s 61st Primetime Emmy Awards. Yes, Heidi Klum may have looked like a sexy pregnant mama in black but Tina Fey wins hands down for overall tasteful elegance.

This black Gucci is seriously kicking some fashionista ass with the gentle yet subtle draping at the back and the beautiful bejewelled embellishment. Tina doesn’t usually do loud and colourful but is always chic. Who says black is boring?

Megan Fox

“We know this quite intimately because we’ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We’ve spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.
We are in different departments; we can’t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan’s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.
Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We’ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such – the grump of the set?
When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we’ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it’s very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!”

Woo-hoo, the claws are out and I love it when it gets into a juicy lil bitch fest. But seriously, Megan Fox does come across as a nasty piece of work from the press reports. I mean, it could be a brilliant PR stunt and part of the whole bitchy persona that she’s trying to cultivate. Maybe’s it’s just youthful arrogance or foot-in-the-mouth syndrome but watch how she completely brushes off Seth Rogen live on Jimmy Kimmel. Such a meanie, poor Seth.